Birds are dicks.
The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.
Nic Cage has transcended his human avatar and we are not worthy of being in his presence
Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom
Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed
I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.
Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.
What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.
Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.
Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.
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It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.
I wish I could get this. Is this legal in the US to own? I would love to have this, and even better when you spray someone with it, it’s like a banner that reads;
"I’m a disgusting asshole who assaults women."
Kinda reminds me how Spartan women use to carry knives to cut whoever assaulted them
Personal notes of Anita Jade, MD.
NOTE: This is a personal journal kept by the doctor in charge of the recovery of the survivors of the first Void Ship. These notes were later edited for submission to the Orokin Grand Council, and the chairman of the Warframe project; they are presented here in their original state.
Subject 001: Lt Devraj Mandvi
Of the initial subjects who returned from that ludicrous mission, Lt Mandvi is by far the most healthy. Unlike the others who were exposed to that nightmare, he has developed no crippling mutations, and has actually had most of his athletic abilities drastically increased, displaying a level of strength and stamina that can only be described as superhuman. That being said, two facts keep me from releasing him into military custody. The first is the matter of his heart rate. His resting heart rate is around 150 bpm, and can reach up to 300 bpm while exerting himself, and can stay at this point for up to half an hour. To be clear, a heart beating at over 200 bpm is considered a life-threatening condition, and if that rate persists for any length of time, emergency medical attention is required. Despite this, the lieutenant shows none of the usual signs of tachycardia, and reports experiencing no chest pain. The second abnormality is the seemingly random projection of plasma from the patient’s body. The patient will semi-regularly report a tingling sensation, usually located in his hands or feet, and briefly thereafter, will discharge a burst of plasma from the afflicted location. There has been no discernible pattern to the frequency of these events, which has severely stymied our ability to research the phenomenon, and has led us to keep Lt Mandvi in 24-hour isolation. Personally, I’m just thankful that he doesn’t seem to be harmed by this plasma. In many regards, the lieutenant was lucky. I’ve only had a brief look at the rest of our patients, but they all seem much worse off than this man. I don’t know what the council was thinking when they sent these people out there. And most of them are civilians! If they’ve been driven to this, the war must be much worse than they’ve told us. I fear for the future…
Reblog if you would date a bisexual person
Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”
Trying to prove a point to an asshole
well i hope that cruel angel got into grad school